Joining us for episode two of Sloppy Viewer Suggestions is Epiphany Jones!

Join Epiphany for episode two of our brand-new series, "Sloppy Viewer Suggestions," where Your ideas take center stage! That's right, we're flipping the script and inviting You to be the creative masterminds behind our show. A film we create together, one hilarious suggestion at a time.

Here's how it works: We got you to pick items from our pantry and tell Epiphany what you wanted to see her do with it. Whether it's a can of beans, gloopy yellow custard, or maybe golden syrup is your thing, the crazier, the better!

We gathered all your suggestions, tossed them into envelopes, and Epiphany drew 15 of your forfeits at random!

If you don't want to know what happens then look away now--Spoilers below.

Epiphany picked the following forfeits:

cool45--"Can of baked beans down the back of the knickers"

Cliff--"have a friend empty a jug of green pesto over your head"

messy102--"A can of rice pudding in your knickers"

iain-ecgunge--"Sit down and give your boobs a nice custarding"

BigmacTom--"Lower yours knickers to your knees, place a cheesecake in the crotch and then pull them up as high and hard as you can"

Piemaster1980--"take one of my recipe chocolate pies to the face"

fagan edwards--"Take a bottle of golden syrup and wedge it upside down in the waistband of your knickers."

fagan edwards--"Jeremy should slowly push a large trifle in its container down over Epiphany's head for her to wear as a hat for the remainder of the show"

Mypierogative--"check the thread if you are curious, I'm not typing that out"

SecretA--"Pie bare ass and wedgie it up"

Dirtysploshboy--"mix a tin of broccoli and stilton soup, cream of mushroom soup and a tin of pea and ham soup together with your feet, then fill your knickers with it"

ninadunklin--"mayonnaise poured over your head, and thoroughly shampooed in your hair then slicked back ready for the next substance"

LeRex--"2 large Custard and Greek yogurt flans, squished in a lovely head sandwich"

16parkvilla--"Spaghetti Hoops in the Front and Back of her Knickers"

fagan edwards--"stack two or three gateau/cheesecake style desserts and sits slowly on them, straddling the chair with no knickers!"